the HotMezz Blog: 2011

Marysol's mom is GROSE!

EWWWWWWWWWW!

The thing you are looking at is Marysol's mom.

Although she calls herself a "witch," I think something more like "chewed face" is more appropriate.

You still haven't seen a lot of her on the Real Housewives of Miami (since only one episode has aired) but even when she is on screen, the cameras have to record her from 20 feet away to disguise her DISGUSTINGLY GROSE appearance.

She was recently taken to jail on DIU charges along with her daughter.

Take a look at the massive pictures of her mugshots.

ANNNNND! since I couldn't resist, scroll down and take a look at one of the worst celebrity surgery calamity I have ever seen and tell me which one is worse.

It was about time for The Real Housewives of O.C. to step it up and the brand new season preview promises exactly that.

Look for Tamra pushing FAT Jeane at the end of the clip.

http://hotmezz.blogspot.com/2011/01/oc-finally-gets-good.html

We have a good one for you today.

Which one do you think is the Drag queen?

Left or Right

Tip: One of them is the real Heddalettuce.

Cynthia Bailey's wedding will air tonight on The Real Housewives of Atlanta and something caught my eye when I looked at pictures of her terrible wedding gown.

Lets first dissect her wedding gown choice.

We all know that she has been having problems financially, but thats no excuse to hide your entire family under your dress so they don't have to pay for parking.

The thing is horrendous. Huge, Bulky, and a clear Chris March KNOCK-OFF.

Lets take a CLOSER INSPECTION:

As you can see, pictures of Chris March's gowns from Project Runway are on the right and Cynthia's attempt of a wedding dress are on the left.

The color is exactly the same. metallic grey.

The train, is well, extremely volumized and very similar to Chris March's.

Don't think about it twice, Cynthia tried to mix two of Chris March's designs and she completely FAILED.

Chris March is not a great designer but we should all agree that Cynthia should apologize for offending us all.

Kandi from The Real Housewives of Atlanta appears on the current cover of JET Magazine.

From what we can see, Kandi did not have a costume assistant that liked her or a good sense of style because it looks like she took the first costume outfit of Chewbacca she could put her hands on and simply shopped it's head off.

As you can imagine, Kandi simply ranted about her new CD (nothing new here, thats all she does on the show) and thats it.

Her new CD has been available since December, in case you didn't know, and its titled "Kandi Koated."

The name is almost exactly named like her terrible web-seminars named "Kandi Koated Nights."

Next time please somebody help her choose a 'presentable' outfit!

Camille Grammer, or shall we say, Camille Donatacci, is not just a delusional crazy bitch, she is also an OBNOXIOUS GOLD DIGGER!

The word on the street is that Camile will receive an "obnoxious" $50 million dollars in a divorce settlement from her current husband Kelsey Grammer.

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!

She has also filed for an ADDITIONAL $10 million from Kelsey if he were to die.

Just saying here, but I am pretty sure she would want him dead much better than if he were alive.

"Everyone in America thinks I am delusional!"

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Spotlight

Marysol's mom is GROSE!

O.C. Finally Gets Good

Which One is the Drag Queen?

Cynthia's Wedding Dress Knock-Off

Bughetto: Kandi Wears Chewbacca

Obnoxious Gold Digger

Before, After

Alex McCord spread eagle

Poll:

Surgery Disaster

Lynn is still broke and a mess

Kim is an Alcoholic

Alex is uglier than ever

Camille Grammer is delusional

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